Art Inc. - Gallery building & bidding

Have you ever envisioned constructing your own art gallery? Managing and curating it, selecting the exhibits to showcase to the public?

With Art Inc, you can turn that vision into reality (and much more)! Reach for the stars and display your one-of-a-kind exhibits and renowned artifacts for everyone to marvel at.

Begin your journey as an unknown gallery and work your way up to becoming the ultimate, high-class destination for art enthusiasts. Participate in prestigious auctions to acquire iconic items: from Ancient Egyptian mummies and Science Fiction alien UFOs to Prehistoric dinosaur fossils - aim to collect them all!

ART INC: GALLERY SIMULATOR - HIGHLIGHTS

- Simple, Enjoyable Gameplay: Bid on art pieces, sculptures, aircraft, wall decorations, fossils, and much more at exclusive auctions!

- Your Beloved Artwork: Gather famous paintings, renowned sculptures, and classic statues by artists like Van Gogh, Picasso, Da Vinci, and others.

- Stay Current: Organize exhibitions and displays based on current trends to increase your earnings!

- Comprehensive Collection: Employ unique and high-profile characters to protect your gallery! From celebrities and fictional figures to legendary artists—and even aliens!

- Value Relationships: Embark on personal missions requested by your recruits and uncover treasures hidden around the globe.

- Generate Revenue: Obtain donations of appreciation from your gallery’s visitors!

- Globe-Trotting Adventures: Visit different countries and cities to seek out extraordinary exhibits and delightful artifacts!

- Endless Entertainment: You’ll always find activities to engage in, whether it’s decorating, managing, or bidding!

- Exciting and Relaxed: From easy-going idle gameplay to thrilling auction battles, there’s something for everyone!

- Absolutely Free: Enjoy playing… for life!

BID FOR FINE ART AT EXCLUSIVE AUCTIONS

Compete against other affluent bidders to secure the art pieces you desire for your gallery! Place your bids on remarkable artifacts and utilize your skills to outmaneuver your competitors! Discover which artworks are currently fashionable and feature them for substantial rewards!

UNCOVER THE TRUE MONA LISA

What happened to the genuine Mona Lisa? Track down the cunning Silver Fox who took it from you and teach him a lesson! Engage in the thrilling storyline by completing quests and gathering recruits.

RECRUIT THE FINEST HEROES, VILLAINS, AND ADVENTURERS!

With support from your loyal butler Wilfred, bring iconic characters into your team and hire them to assist you in the gallery! Recruit guards, explorers, and buyers from the Renaissance era to classic mystery stories!

ENHANCE YOUR GALLERY

Refine and develop your splendid gallery by embarking on quests; earn coins and gems, which can be used to enlist new recruits, personalize your exhibits, and bid on artwork!

EAGER TO CREATE YOUR OWN PRESTIGIOUS GALLERY? DOWNLOAD ART INC: GALLERY SIMULATOR NOW!

**【When My Gallery Became a Crypto Bro’s Playground: Picasso Rolled in His Grave】**  

3AM. My phone glows like a cursed Rothko as I bid $69M on a pixelated banana duct-taped to a screen. *Art Inc* isn’t a game—it’s a dystopian TED Talk where NFTs marry tomb raiding, and your “curatorial vision” means letting Elon Musk’s AI girlfriend guard the Van Gogh.  

**Auction House = Hunger Games for Hipsters**  

• Bidding on a mummy’s sarcophagus? That’s just Tuesday’s team-building exercise.  

• Outbidding a Russian oligarch for a UFO exhibit? Congrats, you’ve unlocked “Corporate Espionage” mode.  

• That “Picasso” you won? Turns out it’s a finger-painting by a sentient Roomba. Authenticity certificate sold separately.  

**Recruitment: The Avengers of Art Thieves**  

Your “elite team” includes:  

🦸 **Van Gogh’s Ghost** – Paints sunflowers remotely while therapy-dumping about his ear.  

👽 **ET Curator** – Rates art by pheromone emissions; accidentally sold the Mona Lisa for 10 Zorpian crystals.  

🕵️ **Sherlock’s Overworked Intern** – Solves crimes via caffeine tremors and existential dread.  

**The “Mona Lisa Heist” Questline**  

Turns out the real Lisa’s hiding in a Jeff Bezos yacht’s panic room. To retrieve her, you must:  

1. Craft a replica using cafeteria spaghetti and LinkedIn optimism.  

2. Distract the billionaire with a TikTok trend (#FireMeElonChallenge).  

3. Escape via blockchain-powered hot air balloon.  

**Global “Adventures” (AKA Unpaid Internship Simulator)**  

• **Egypt Level**: Dig for pharaoh relics while dodging sandstorms *and* HR’s wellness check emails.  

• **Paris Level**: Bribe a mime to smuggle pastries into your Klimt exhibit. Carb-loading is curation!  

• **Area 51 Level**: Trade NFT apes for alien hieroglyphs that spell “TAKE VACATION DAYS.”  

**Visitor Donations = Digital Panhandling**  

Every coin tossed into your virtual hat comes with a backhanded compliment:  

*“I donated $1! Now make the Pollock less…* messy.*”*  

*“Here’s $5 – fire the AI that calls my kid’s finger-painting ‘derivative.’”*  

**Hidden “Productivity” Features**  

• **CEO Mode**: Replace all art with motivational posters (*“Hustle Harder – Monet Did!”*)  

• **Burnout DLC**: Staff spontaneously recite Kafka when gallery traffic drops.  

• **NFT Integration**: Turn visitor selfies into “limited editions” sold exclusively on Discord.  

**Why Art Snobs & Capitalists Both Hate This Game:**  

☑️  **Van Gogh’s “Starry Night”** now has a Starbucks ad projected onto it.  

☑️  The “Relaxing Idle Mode” plays elevator muzak versions of punk rock.  

☑️  Your “prestigious gallery” leaderboard ranks you below a TikToker’s pet iguana.  

**Side Effects May Include:**  

• Mistaking IKEA instructions for Cubist masterpieces  

• Yelling “SOLD!” at grocery store price tags  

• Believing your cat’s hairball is a Banksy installation  

• Reporting coworkers to HR for “insufficient artistic vision”  

**Download If:**  

You’ve ever wanted to launder imaginary money through imaginary art while a digital Andy Warhol side-eyes you from the gift shop. 🖼️💸  

*P.S. The “Free for Life” tagline? Your soul’s the subscription fee.*