Talking Smiling Simon - Learn & practice etiquette

You know, I thought it would be fun to tease Simon when I downloaded the game today. I chuckled at him, thinking he couldn't do much. But oh boy, was I wrong! Suddenly, Simon's gaze got really intense and my phone started to ring. I picked it up and all it kept saying was, "You're a loser, you're a loser." I quickly ended the call but then Simon somehow gained access to all my photos and contacts. Next thing I knew, Simon was calling everyone in my contacts list - my friends, my family. He lured them into a van and trapped them in his twisted game. I can feel his eyes on me, even now as I speak... Please, make this madness stop.

Feeling bored, I downloaded an app. Simon called me a loser, so I hit him with a fish. He then insulted me again. I uninstalled the app. Later that night, from outside, I heard noises. Simon was causing chaos. He came to my door with a gun and banged on it. I refused to open. But Simon broke in. He threatened me to give the app 5 stars or else harm my family.

Imagine this - a talking Simon game that is not just any ordinary game, but includes other exciting games within it. That's mind-blowing!

Playing this game taught me to read, and I absolutely adore it. The graphics are so lifelike, which totally blew my mind. It has definitely made a huge impact on my life.

Oh no, a dangerous situation is happening right now. Someone has taken me hostage and I couldn't close the app. They know where I live and I'm hiding in a closet, crying and hoping they won't find me. Everyone in my family, even my fish, has been killed. I have a feeling that time is running out for me. This talking Simon has made me clean the bathroom floor with my tongue, making it turn brown. He has painted my face yellow and I think he wants me to be his follower. I am really scared and feel like my time is almost up. If someone is listening, please help me.

I thought it would be funny to download this game, but now I can't get rid of it! Simon seems to be watching me all the time, peering from the shadows to scare me. At night, I hear strange noises and whispers that keep me up. Don't make the same mistake as me – stay away from this game or you might be the next one to experience this nightmare...

Oh wow, what did I just install? I'm speechless.

So there's this thing that just won't stop laughing, and whenever I try to make it hush, it goes like, "I'm coming to get you." But, you know what? Despite all that creepy stuff, the game is actually quite fun.

Simon is really impressive! I am captivated by him and can't help but smile. His charm has won me over completely.

This application is both cute and funny.